Rowan standing on a chair
xurizaemon posted a photo:
He also was kneeling then bouncing it so it moved around dangerously. Very fun.
Desparately seeking: Milk Rap
When I was a little lad ... there was a cartoon ad on the telly, the Milk Rap. It had all the different types of milk bottles breaking / bopping and rapping about their flavours. My favourite was the cream bottle who did a mean backspin. Now I'm having trouble finding any evidence that the ad ever existed! No Youtube clips. No-one I've asked remembers it. I can't find it in our cultural archives.
High high chair
xurizaemon posted a photo:
Tempting.
The legs have marks so you can adjust the height as your child grows.
Handsaw not included.
Monkey business
Years and years and years ago, a pal of mine wrote this poem, and he stuck a few words about me at the start of it.
He'd get up in pubs and recite it with a wicked sparkle in his eye and I'd pretend he wasn't talking about me and he'd pretend he didn't know I hated it and it would be over and I'd silently hope I never heard it again.
Then a few years later his band turned it into a song and so every time I went to see the band play we'd have the same thing and mostly I'd make excuses or try to miss that part of the set. It was all a big game.
